THIS CAME OUT IN 1993, OF COURSE. SOMETIMES I REALLY FUCKING MISS THOSE DAYS.

MTV UPTOWN UNPLUGGED (68MB ZIP FILE)

Forever My Lady - Jodeci
Come & Talk to Me - Jodeci
Stay - Jodeci
Lately - Jodeci
One Nite Stand - Father MC
Sweet Thing - Mary J. Blige
Reminisce - Mary J. Blige
I Don't Want to Do Anything - Mary J. Blige
All I See - Christopher Williams
Come Go With Me - Christopher Williams
Is It Good to You - Heavy D & The Boyz
Interlude - Heavy D
Blue Funk - Heavy D & The Boyz
Next Stop Uptown - VARIOUS

BONUS TRACKS...
JODECI - Get on Up (Grant Nelson's Anthem Remix)
JODECI - Freek 'N You (MK Dub)
JODECI - You Got It (Cosmack Dub)
JODECI - Freek 'n You (Freek-A-Pella)
JODECI - Come and Talk To Me (remix)

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY PLD LOVES/LIVES FOR BRIAN KENNY!!! CHECK OUT THE WHOLE SERIES HERE. YOUR GONNA GAG!!
ALSO, BE SURE AND MAKE IT TO HIS CURRENT SHOW "WHITE IS DIRTY WHEN UGLY" AT THE ENVOY GALLERY. ITS UP TILL 1/11/09.

CRYSTAL WATERS - WHAT I NEED (BAD YARD CLUB MIX)
MASTERS AT WORK FEAT. INDIA - I CAN'T GET NO SLEEP (DOWN LOW MIX)
DE LA SOUL - SATURDAYS (6:00AM MIX)
MARY J. BLIGE - BE HAPPY (MAURICE'S HAPPY HOUSE MIX)
THE COVER GIRLS - WISHING ON A STAR (JEEP 12" MIX)
DEEE LITE - THANK YOU EVERYDAY (TRANSENDENTAL DUB)
SOUL II SOUL - I CARE (SECRET WEAPON MIX)
ZHANE - VIBE (GEORGIE'S FEEL THE VIBE MIX)

PLD FAVORITE, FRANCOIS SAGET ADMITS TO STEROID USE IN THE NEW ISSUE OF ATTITUDE MAGAZINE.
PS: BIG THANK YOU TO OUR SISTER MICHAEL AT WICKEDPHOBICA FOR THE "ULTRA" OUTRAGEOUS "MOONWALKERS" TRACK!!!

GYM JAMS #5 - 72MB ZIP FILE

Epitome of Hype - ladies with an attitude
Lykke Li feat. Drake - LITTLE BE (REMIX)
KID CUDI - DAY 'N' NITE (CROOKERS REMIX)
Chemical Brothers - SETTING SUN
THE PRIMMA DONNAS - LOVE YOU SCHIZO SICKIE
SSION - I'M HUNGRY
KEYSHIA COLE - PLEASE DON'T STOP
The Moonwalkers feat. Ultra Naté - 10,000 Screamin' Faggots (Armand's Banji Mix)
SASHA F. - SINGLE LADIES (DAVE AUDE CLUB MIX)
883 FEAT. LISA MAY - WISHING ON A STAR (7" EDIT)
LUSCIOUS JACKSON - NERVOUS BREAKTHROUGH

COME OUT 2MORROW 8-11PM TO HEAR KINGDOM + KESH DJ AT THE LAUNCH PARTY FOR CASSETTE PLAYA'S NEW NIKE COLLABO. (RSVP TO [email protected])

THEN AFTER COME DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY @ CASTLE @ MR. BLACK!! (U CAN LEAVE A COMMENT OR MYSPACE ME FOR GUESTLIST FOR THAT ONE)

MILK - PART I

MILK - PART II

IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT ALREADY, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE. IT'S FANFUCKINGTASTIC.
HIT THE FULLSCREEN OPTION, GRAB YOUR GUMMI BEARS & HAVE SOME KLEENEX NEARBY.

GARBAGE - MILK (RABBIT IN THE MOON REMIX)
GARBAGE - MILK (MASSIVE ATTACK REMIX)
GARBAGE - MILK (WICKED MIX)
GARBAGE - MILK (TRICKY MIX)

BOUNUS TRACKS...
MUNK - NO MILK
KELIS - MILKSHAKE (PUSHA T REMIX)

CUDDLZ + TEEN VIDEO - GOTH TRANTHEMS MEGAMIX

TRACK LIST:
90's House Techno Cd - Unknown Track
Marilyn Manson - Dope Show
Marilyn Manson - Beautiful People
Martin H. - Everything is Wrong
Amber - Sexual
Rob Zombie - Dragula
Kevin Aviance - Cunty
NIN - Capital G (Switch Remix)
Crookers - Carnifull Trio
Ru Paul - Supermodel
Kristen Bell - Spotted (Gossip Girl)
The Faint - Let the Poison Spill from your Throat (Tommy Sunshine Remix)
Madison Avenue - Don't Call me Baby
Marilyn Manson - Putting Holes in Happiness (Boys Noize Remix)
Seglia - Oh Snap (Booty Alarm Remix)
Alice Deejay - Better Off Alone
Calvin Harris - Merrymaking (Deadmau Remix)
Pepper Mashay - Dive into the Pool (Club Remix)
Jodeci - Freak in You - (DJ Brrrapscalion + Carlton L Bruce Remix)
Pussy Cat Dolls - When I Grow Up
Crookers - Rendezvous (Shinichi Osawa Remix)
Source - You Got the Love

GET INTO DJ MIKE Q OF NEW JERSEY!!! SHE EATS OUT B'S DIVA SAMPLE!!

DJ MIKE Q -DIVA WORK....CUNT!
DJ MIKE Q -ELEVATOR KRASH
DJ MIKE Q -LETHAL INJECTION
DJ MIKE Q -MY VOGUE IS THE SHIT....CUNTY!
DJ MIKE Q -POISON....CUNTREE!
DJ MIKE Q -THE DIN DADA KRASH

IT'S NO SECRET THAT CIRCLESQUARE IS ONE OF PLD'S FAVORITE BANDS, THIS BEING ABOUT THE 5TH TIME WE HAVE POSTED ABOUT THEM. I ADMIT IT, IM LIVING!
CHECK OUT THE A VIDEO ABOUT THEIR NEW ALBUM "SONGS ABOUT DANCING AND DRUGS" HERE.



CIRCLESQUARE - YOU MISSED THE FIREWORKS
CIRCLESQUARE - DANCERS
CIRCLESQUARE - HEY YOU GUYS
CIRCLESQUARE - 7 MINUTES

CECE PENISTON - KEEP ON WALKIN'
LIBANA - NOW I WALK IN BEAUTY
DJ BADMIXX - BOUNCE & WALK IT OUT
DJ MIKE Q - WALK AND SERVE YOUR HOUSE

ME AND MY BFF, JACKY. HE IS THE MOST MAJOR PANDA IN NY! ITS TRUE!
PS- DON'T get JEALOUS OF MY hood by air shirt, GET YOUR OWN...HERE!!!
PSS- A "PANDA" IS AN ASIAN BEAR, THEY ARE SOOO RARE!

brandy - best friends

Lip-synched, lip-glossed, and still fierce. Beyoncé at tonight's tree lighting ceremony at Rockefeller Center.

Love for the respectfully sparing use of the original musical motifs. But I have to admit to my real secret fantasy where the Pope requests a private performance from her, and she serves the Schubert with full-on Latin litany. I would give anything to hear Beyoncé sing mulieribus or ora pro nobis peccatoribus. I think she could do it justice. Listen to the way she slow burns and then breaks into that head voice for the top notes. And the Schubert tune comes complete with little turns and embellishments; we know how much she loves those. I'M READY FOR B TO TAKE ME TO CHURCH.

Until then, though, let's have what is ostensibly the world's greatest soprano singing the original. Close your eyes and imagine it's Miss Sasha, standing before God in a Mugler exclusive, forever banishing the tremolo of Aaron Neville, who has for too many years plagued us with his version:

You guys, I don't know what to do.



I was just at this retarded-assed Happy Hour for Lawyers, and there was this random woman who showed up, all bummin' cigarettes off me, talkin' about "FUCK EM, LET ME HAVE ANOTHER KOOL," and she had a cold sore, and she insisted on telling everyone that she's just from the neighborhood and just moved here and needs to socialize. And there were people there talking about Jonté (I don't blame them; Jonté rilly is worth talking about—did you guys see this Tyra thing with Jonté turning it on the left?)

Anyway, PROFESSIONAL PEOPLE! Am I a professional person? R u a professional person? PROFESS SOMETHING 'FESSIONAL IN THE COMMENTS.

• Nina Sky - On Some Bullshit

AHHAHAHA, I'm DRUNK. S O R R Y, MOM.