Patent Leather Daddy

YOU MAY RECOGNIZE THIS BOYISH REDHEAD FROM THE PAGES OF DAZED&CONFUSED, OR MAYBE YOU WERE ONE OF THE MILLIONS THAT LISTENED TO HIS LEGENDARY BLOG TURNED RADIO SHOW "COBAIN IN A COMA" OR PERHAPS YOU ARE A HUNG BLACK GUY WHO WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO BONE HIM WHILE HE WAS ON WORLD TOUR WITH MARILYN MANSON!
WHATEVER IT IS, P.L.D IS GUSHING WITH EXCITEMENT OVER THE ARRIVAL OF THE ONE AND ONLY "PATRIK SANDBERG"
PATTY WILL BE CHIMING IN ON HIS FAVORITE TOPICS INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: GOTHS, HOLLYWOOD BRATS, DRUGS, PORN, ROCK&ROLL, GOSSIP, HOT GUYS IN OBSCURE BANDS, AND THE LATEST FASHION CRAZES. WITH OUT FURTHER ADO......PATTYS FIRST POST!!!!